"For people who want to file a complaint, but don't know how to get started...
Best Part: These dynamite "instant" complaint letter templates, and the simple step-by-step "ultimate complaint guide", are yours FREE, if you choose... —
Dear Friend, f you have been ripped off or treated unfairly, then here's a surefire way to get the refunds, apologies and compensations you want. There's a "secret weapon" that gets you the compensations you deserve, from the people or companies that have wronged you. This secret weapon is the simple complaint letter. But NOT just any complaint letter. You see, most people write their complaint letters all wrong. As a result, the companies and organizations they are complaining to either trash their complaints... ignore them completely... or... give them the runaround. That's why most people get zero results (and a ton of frustration) with their complaint letters. But don't worry... because once you know these secrets you're about to discover here, and use the simple (but powerful) complaint letter templates I'm about to give you, you can be getting results like this:
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Best Part:
You Because I'll give you the exact fill-in-the-blank templates you need... with the above "dynamite phrases", "power bridges" and "knockout punch" follow-ups already built-in for you... so you can quickly and easily zip out your powerful complaint letters in just 3 minutes flat, without writing! STOP Getting
Bullied By "Fat Cat" You see, the reason so many unscrupulous companies and dishonest people dare to rip you off treat you unfairly is... simply because... they know most people have no idea how to fight back. So these big bullies get away with it over and over again. That's why I've put together a special toolkit for people like you and me, who are sick and tired of being wronged. So anyone can quickly and easily fight back against these big bullies, and make them PAY dearly for treating us unfairly. Announcing:
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And Easily Creates I've invested thousands of dollars of my own money to create a brand new complaint letter "toolkit" called The Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit. Remember the story of Tiffany Lambert -- the little girl who wrote the complaint letter to Coca-Cola, that I told you earlier? That was a true story. Tiffany is grown up now, and she's a professional writer and the president of her own writing company. Over the years, Tiffany has discovered many, many more inside secrets and strategies of creating powerful complaint letters that get you what you want. That's why I turned to Tiffany for her expertise, to help me create the Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit. So, What's In This Toolkit? First, you get a collection of over 55 dynamite pre-written complaint letter templates. Every one of these fill-in-the-blank templates was professionally written by Tiffany herself... and Tiffany has built-in and applied the secrets she's discovered into every one of these templates. What this means to you is, all you have to do is fill-in-the-blanks, and voila! You have a kick-butt complaint letter right in front of you, that is guaranteed to get results... without writing a word yourself! Why are there over 55+ different complaint letter templates in your Toolkit? The reason is simple. It's because through Tiffany's extensive research, she found that there are many different types of situations that people have complaints about... situations that need to be handled differently. There is NO "one-size-fits-all" complaint letter template that fits all situations. (And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you.) However, Tiffany also found that these 55+ complaint letter templates cover over 97% of all complaint situations. And, even for the remaining 3%, there is at least one of these templates that is an extremely close match, and can be applied to that situation with only very minor "common sense" adaptation. Yes, it turns out that 97% of all complaints fit one (or more) of these complaint letter templates so perfectly... YOUR complaint will match up with (at least) one of these templates so perfectly, you will be able to steal and use those power documents outright, just as if they were created specially for you... with only very minor adaptation (if any) necessary!
Here's How
To Create
Yes, it really is that simple. And if you ever have any problems, I'll be standing by to help!
WARNING: These are very powerful templates. Please use them only if you were ripped off, wronged, or treated unfairly -- please do NOT abuse them. But wait... there's more! You see, sometimes certain companies may not take your first letter seriously, because they assume you won't persist. So, if that happens... and the recipient refuses to comply with your demands within a reasonable amount of time (as outlined in your first complaint letter)... then that's when you send them a... "Knockout
Punch" Yes, included in your Toolkit are fill-in-the-blank templates for your "knockout punch" follow-up letters as well. (There are actually 2 instant complaint letter templates for each topic -- a first letter and a followup letter.) The follow-up letter shows more teeth, and informs them of the actions you'll take against them if they still refuse to resolve your complaint. It lets them know -- in no uncertain terms -- that you know what you're doing... you're not someone to be messed with... and... you're prepared to go all the way (even if you really aren't)... to make them pay dearly if they don't comply. (This is when you'll see people fly into "emergency mode" and trip over themselves to tend to your complaint... and they won't be able to sleep at night until they've made 100% sure you're fully satisfied.) But that's not all you get in your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit. Not by a long shot! You also get a 50-page reference e-book, titled: "The
Consumer Complaint Toolkit: It reveals ALL the secrets of how to write complaint letters that get noticed. Now, most likely the complaint letter templates alone are more than enough for you to get your complaints resolved beyond your satisfaction. So this e-book is basically for your reference purposes only... if you're interested in knowing WHY the complaint letter templates in your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit are so powerful and effective. You can read the e-Book staright from your computer... or... you can also print it out to read it if you like. You'll learn secrets such as...
Alright,
So How Much Does This What if I told you it costs you NOTHING? By many standards, that's absolutely true. Look, you could try to write your complaint letter yourself. How much time would it take you to research and learn how to write the letter... and then get past your "writers block"... and... write the letter from scratch, all by yourself? 5 hours? 10 hours? Probably much more? How much is your time worth? (And you wouldn't even be sure if you did it right. You might get nothing in return for all that time and effort. Why put yourself through all that frustration?) Why not do it the smart way? Simply download your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit, open the template you want, and fill in a few simple blanks. 3 minutes later, you're done. You have your dynamite complaint letter that's guaranteed to get results. The compensation you get the very first time you do anything with your toolkit can easily pay for your toolkit many times over. So your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit literally pays for itself, the very first time you use any ONE of your complaint letter templates! Or, look at it this way. A lawyer will charge you anywhere from $185 to $325 (or more) just to write ONE such complaint letter for you. If you want a follow-up letter, that's another couple hundred bucks. You're getting 55+ instant complaint letter templates in your toolkit. Even at the low estimate of $185 per letter, that's at least $10,175 value you're getting in your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit. But I'm not going to ask for anywhere near that amount. You can download your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit at the low price of just $49.95. (That's even less than what you'd pay for a lunch meeting with a lawyer!)
Plus, You
Also Get These Fast-Action Bonus
#1: Directory Of State Consumer Offices (With Full Addresses) Let me give you just one quick little secret in advance, from your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit. You can send a copy of your complaint letter to certain people who are in a position of authority (such as the Attorney General, as well as others you'll learn about in your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit), to put pressure on the people you're complaining to. But the problem is, where do you find the addresses for these authorities? That's why I've put together a directory of the mailing addresses for consumer offices in all 50 U.S. states. So you have these addresses handy at the tip of your fingers, and you can easily copy and paste these addresses onto your letters, mailing labels, or anywhere else you want. Included in your directory are the addresses of the Attorney General and the state Consumer Protection Office in every state. Some states have more consumer offices, but every state has at least those two. This directory will save you a huge amount of time if you ever have to send a letter to these offices. Fast-Action Bonus
#2: What To Do In The Rare Cases Where Complaint Letters Don't Work
Most likely, the complaint letter templates alone in your Instant complaint Letters Toolkit are more than enough to get you complaint resolved to your complete satisfaction. However... in very, very rare cases... some stubborn companies simply refuse to budge, over even the best complaint letters in the world. If that ever happens to you (very unlikely), the tips and secrets in this guide will teach you how you can fight back against the people who ignore your complaints. Fast-Action Bonus
#3: Writing Success Secrets - Practical Tips and Tricks for Everyday Writing
You will NOT need this book for creating your complaint letters, because the simple fill-in-the-blank templates in your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit are more than enough for that purpose. However, there are probably other areas of your life where the tips in this e-book will prove very valuable to you. This e-book is designed to help you with any writing you do in your everyday life -- including: resume writing, personal letters, business letters, business reports, recommendation and reference letters, resignation letters, writer's block, writing tools, college admission essays and personal statements, and much, much more. Fast-Action Bonus
#4: Lifetime Updates To Your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit
I constantly update the Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit with new tips and secrets, and add new complaint letter templates as well as new bonuses. You will receive ALL future updates, for life... so you never have to worry about any of this information or templates going out-of-date. That means you can go back to your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit whenever you need a complaint letter for any situation, even 20 years from now. You will never have to worry about getting ripped off or taken advantage of again, because you have this powerful secret weapon to fall back on, every time. That's a total $108.85 worth of FREE bonuses you get, when you order your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit today! But it gets better still... I insist you try out your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit at MY risk. So here's my guarantee to you:
Look, at this point you have a few options: You can hire a lawyer to write your complaint letter for you, and pay a bare minimum of $185 for just ONE complaint letter. (And if you want a follow-up letter, you'd have to cough out another $185.) Not only is this option very expensive, you will NOT get any kind of a guarantee from your lawyer. And if you get ripped off again by other companies in the future, you'd have to pay those expensive fees over and over again. Another option is to forget about writing your complaint letter altogether. Just accept your loss... and swallow your anger, your pride and your dignity. And accept that you'll get ripped off over and over again in the future... and every time, you'll just have to take crap from those bullies, and not be able to do anything about it. But why let the "fat cats" and big bullies have that kind of power over you... when it's so easy for you to fight back, once you have your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit? Your third option is to try to write your complaint letter yourself. You'd have to spend hours and hours researching on how to write a good complaint letter, and trying to separate all the B.S. out there from the real useful information. (There IS a lot of MIS-information floating out there on how to write a complaint letter... especially on the internet. And most of the people trying to teach you "how to write complaint letters" have NEVER gotten results with their own complaint letters before. REAL experts like Tiffany, who have gone up against billion-dollar companies like Coca-Cola and gotten real-world results with their complaint letters, are extremely rare.) And then you'd have to sit down and try to get past your own writers block, and write your own complaint letter from scratch. And even after putting in all that time and effort, you still don't know if you did it the right way... and you might end up with zero results, with all that time and energy gone down the drain. But why put yourself through all that frustration? Especially when all these problems can be solved, fast and forever, once you have your Instant Complaint Letter Toolkit? Just imagine...
When you look at it this way, you'll see that claiming your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit today is... by far... the best option for you. Don't you think you owe it to yourself to claim your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit NOW? Just imagine how powerful you'd feel when you have your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit in your hands... and you know for a FACT that if any company (or anyone) ever dares to rip you off or treat you unfairly... you can simply whip out a dynamite complaint letter in 3 minutes flat and make them feel very, very sorry they ever treated you that way! You Will
Never... Ever... So get your Instant
Complaint Letters Toolkit today. It's easy to claim your toolkit today
at the low investment of just Simply click here to place your secure and discrete order. Your order will be processed by a company called ClickBank. (We decided to go this way because this gives you the greatest security possible when using your credit card online.) Once your order is processed, you will immediately receive your simple download instructions. So you can be using your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit in the next few minutes.
P.S. Your Toolkit contains literally EVERYTHING you'll ever need to quickly and easily create powerful complaint letters that get results, in just 3 minutes, without writing a single word. All you need to do is fill in a few simple blanks. I guarantee it will save you an enormous amount of time and frustration... and get you the refunds, apologies and compensations you want... no matter what the situation you're complaining about. So click here to get your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit now. P.P.S. There are lots of "phony experts" trying to sell you products and services about complaint letters... but almost NONE of them have gotten real-world results with their complaint letters before. Only Tiffany has gone up against billion-dollar companies like Coca-Cola with her complaint letters... and gotten incredible real-world results. So you know you're getting the REAL DEAL when you claim your Instant Complaint Letters Toolkit today. And that's why I dare to offer you my better-than-risk-free guarantee (which NONE of my competitors dares to match): You WILL get results with your Toolkit, or I'll refund you every penny PLUS I'll pay you an extra $10 out of my own pocket. And, you still get to keep the entire toolkit and all the FREE bonuses for your trouble. So you have everything to gain and nothing to lose. Click here to order now. P.P.S.
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